Pussy Formation - Black Tea

Pussy Formation - Black Tea

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For That NASTY WOMAN in Us All

Do you feel stressed by America’s new political regime of impending doom? Are you uncomfortable with the fact that a chauvinistic reality star with creepishly wandering hands and a deep rooted objective of racism will now be leading this beautiful country? (Does reading this make you nervous that “they will find you” and deport you for reading this rebellious propaganda?) 

Don’t worry about it because it’s time to start stressing less.  

A wise queen once said; “Ok ladies, now lets get in formation.” And in the spirit of her royal majesty, we bring you Pussy Formation: a delicious black tea with notes of honey and “calm the fuck down”. Created to help tear down your walls of stress with powerful valerian root and passion flower and help you conquer your day in confidence and stride.  

And when you grab THIS pussy, 20% of every box will go to women's empowerment groups in a rebellious act of feminism. 

Happy Hunger Games!  May the odds be ever in your favor.

- T-We Tea